Coincidence? Trump Named Time’s Person Of The Year 86 Years After Hitler
NEW YORK CITY, NY - In what can only be described as further proof that President-elect Donald Trump is the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler, the 78-year-old billionaire was named Time’s Person Of The Year, coincidentally after the infamous Chancellor of Germany won the award in 1938.
“Today marks a new era in this country. Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken. And by God how we have broken those obstacles, am I right?” Trump said surrounded by family at the official unveiling of his recognition at the New York Stock Exchange earlier this morning.
While supporters of the 47th president across the country rejoiced, no one was more furious at the announcement than the ladies of the View.
“I mean you can’t tell me this guy isn’t Hitler,” Sunny Hostin proclaimed on Wednesday's show. “First he holds a rally in Madison Square Garden, then he wins Time’s Person Of The Year - both things that Hitler did. And one of my sources in the Biden administration tells me he’s already added wiener schnitzel and apple strudel to the White House menu! All I’m saying is… if it walks like Hitler, if it talks like Hitler, it is Hitler!”
At press time, Trump mentioned offhandedly that he had recently taken up a new hobby of painting portraits of German Shepherds and was planning on renaming his Mar-a-Lago mansion, ‘The Eagles Nest’.