Days Before Election, Tim Walz’s Estranged Twin Brother Endorses Trump

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Just days before the presidential election, another one of Tim Walz’s family members - estranged twin brother Humpty Dumpty - came out in support of President Trump. 

While Mr. Dumpty is just the latest in a long line of Walz family members supporting the 45th president, many are wondering why it took so long for him to publicly announce his support. 

“It’s true, I sat on the wall for a while. But I realized this election is too important to sit back and watch. Tim seems like a nice guy, but he’s an egg head. Take it from me,” Humpty told the press. 

Upon hearing the news, President Trump said that he was proud to receive the endorsement and promised to do everything he could to make America great for folklore-kind. 

“Humpty Dumpty understands the importance of a big, beautiful wall,” Trump proclaimed. “Under my administration, we’re going to rebuild the wall at our southern border so safe and secure nobody could fall off. And I’m going to fix the disastrous Biden-Harris economy that, so many Americans have completely cracked under.”

At press time, Trump announced he would rebuild America’s military with enough horses and men to put the United States back together again.