CHARLESTON, SC - With just a few days until Super Tuesday, Nikki Haley is making a last-ditch effort to boost her dwindling poll and fundraising numbers by starting an OnlyFans account. 

According to a memo released by the campaign on Friday, fans will have the opportunity to view intimate photos and videos of the former South Carolina governor for just $10.99 per month. And for $20.99 per month, Haley will engage in private conversations with fans where she promises to talk dirty about accounting, the election, and the United Nations. 

While the strategy has helped convert some Trump supporters, most of the MAGA faithful aren’t convinced. “Why would I pay to see Nikki Haley’s flat brown ass when I have all of Melania’s nudes on my computer?” said local Trump supporter, Ted Williams. The strategy has also seemed to alienate many of Nikki Haley’s long-time supporters who claim that this move is contradictory to her “make America normal again” message.

When asked about the potentially conflicting message an OnlyFans account sent to Republican voters, Haley quickly deflected, saying, “Here are the facts. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are too old and wrinkly to lead this country. And it’s thanks to them our political system has gotten so crazy that I have no other choice but to do this. I’m not uploading scantily clad images online for myself. I’m doing it for the next generation. I’m doing it for America.” 

At press time, a new poll showed that Haley’s support among Indian males was up 212%.