FACT CHECK: Birther Movement Proves Trump Right Again, It’s Kamabla

LINCOLN COUNTY, NE - A group of Trump supporters from the Lincoln County GOP, who claim to have kept alive the theory that former President Obama was born in Kenya, made another startling revelation by leaking the birth certificate of the current Democratic nominee - proving that her real name is Kamabla Devil Harris.

“Trump has been right this entire time. He was right that Obama wasn’t born in this country. He was right that immigrants are eating cats and dogs. And he was right that Kamala’s real name is KAMABLA. Oh, and her middle name isn’t Devi. It’s Devil! As in, the Antichrist. That sure fits. I think she tried to get rid of the ‘b’ to hide the fact that she’s Beelzebub incarnate.” Lincoln County GOP Chair Susie Reynolds told local media. 

Since last Tuesday’s presidential debate, right leaning news organizations and activist groups have come out to prove that many of the 45th president's facts were correct after ABC hosts David Muir and Linsey Davis tried to fact-check him on air. 

And according to Mrs. Reynolds, this is the nail in the coffin that will seal Trump’s victory in November. “It's just further proof that those leftist, globalist Jews will say anything to discredit Trump even if the proof is right before our eyes. Don’t listen to them!”

At press time, a Facebook group called ‘Kamabla Truthers’ surpassed 12,000 members and is reportedly planning on holding a rally in Washington D.C. on September 21. 

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