Homeless Veterans Overwhelmingly Grateful To Biden For Giving More Money To Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With just a few months left in office, Joe Biden is doing everything he can to give Ukraine as much military and civilian support as possible. 

And nobody is happier with Biden’s latest $6 billion Ukrainian aid package than the more than 35,000 homeless veterans spread throughout the United States. 

“It’s been really hard these past few months,” Iraq war veteran Donte Williams told The Gas Lamp. “With how bad the economy is, people have less and less to give - so some days I go without eating. And with winter coming around, I’m worried I won’t be able to fight my way into one of the warmer alleys on the upside of town. But all of that’s worth it when I know great men like Joe Biden are giving billions and billions of dollars to Ukraine, wherever the hell that is.” 

Another homeless veteran, Terrence Blumford, who served in the Korean War said, “Do I fall asleep every night screaming in agony over my missing leg and wondering if the Korean folks walking down the street at night are coming to slit me and my friend’s throats? Of course. But none of that matters because I know guys like Joe Biden have my back by helping out the poor fellas in Ukraine fight back against Donald Trump’s best friend and confidant, Vladimir Putin.” 

At press time, a group of homeless veterans were seen rallying outside the White House in support of President Biden and selling ‘Homeless Veterans For Ukraine’ and ‘Homeless Veterans For Israel’ merchandise.