ALBANY, NY - In his latest undercover investigation, Project Veritas founder James O’Keefe exposed another one of the left’s plots to brainwash America’s youth through a satanic, rat-worshiping child casino - commonly known as Chuck E. Cheese’s. 

“I’m standing here in front of the beast they call ‘Chuck’,” O’Keefe said in his exposé. “Every half hour, Chuck and his band of friends come to life and perform what seems like a fun song about love and friendship. But if you listen to the words carefully, you’ll find that the real message teaches kids about the redistribution of wealth, disrespecting authority, and indulging in the seven deadly sins.”

After shining a light on the animatronic band’s propaganda, the video showed O’Keefe attempting to interview children and parents from a hidden camera and asking them if they knew that they were being brainwashed. 

Eventually, O’Keefe was asked to leave the establishment for harassing patrons, which he claimed was proof of the “left’s stranglehold of America’s institutions” and “efforts to erode the First Amendment”. 

At press time, O’Keefe announced that his next investigation would expose how a seemingly innocuous kid’s TV show about dogs fighting crime called “Paw Patrol” was actually a psy-op to teach kids Critical Race Theory.