Insane Clown Posse To Perform National Anthem At Trump’s Inauguration

WASHINGTON D.C. - From Antonio Brown to Tony Hinchcliff, the road to President Trump’s second term was filled with zany characters who had never before ventured into politics and made the campaign look like a Saturday Night skit. 

Continuing that theme, Trump announced on X that the Insane Clown Posse will perform the National Anthem at his Inauguration next Monday. 

When asked about the decision, a spokesperson for the incoming administration said that the idea was “100% Trump’s” and that they didn’t see any irony compared to Trump’s circus of unconventional cabinet picks.

At press time, the Trump transition team announced that Trump’s welcome parade would feature blimps dropping Chick-fil-A coupons and cheerleaders blasting t-shirt cannons to attendees.