Man Who ‘Wants To Be Taken Advantage Of By A Sassy Latina’ Unexpectedly Gets Wish

SAN DIEGO, CA - 27-year-old Marketing Associate Jonathan Smith only had one goal this summer - to be taken advantage of by a ‘sassy Latina mami who can throw that ass back in the bedroom’. 

But his dream was unexpectedly ruined when the Hispanic cleaning lady walked in on him in the stall of his offices’ bathroom on Monday. “Hey!” Smith screamed as he held up his hand and tried to cover his crotch. “Someone is in here!” 

While the cleaning lady was remorseful for the mistake, the startling mishap immediately crushed Gutierrez’s fantasy. Gutierrez was reportedly planning to visit Mexico this summer with a group of friends, but has since canceled the trip due to the fact that he was now ‘terrified of Hispanic girls’. 

At press time, Gutierrez was overheard telling a friend that he was going to try dating Asian girls because they’re ‘not known to be into any weird sexual things.’

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