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Matt Gaetz Still Upset Nobody Noticed His ‘Show Me That Butthole’ Hat At Biden’s SOTU Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) was the center of attention at President Biden’s State of the Union address last Thursday for breaking decorum rules by wearing a MAGA hat in the House Chamber. 

And nobody was more pissed off than Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) who got no attention for wearing a hat that said ‘show me that butthole’.

“Are you kidding me?!” the Congressman posted on X. “That bitch and I had a deal. I traded her THREE in-district Trump rallies in exchange for getting to wear my hat at the State of the Union. I even sweetened the deal by getting Donald to promise to give her a massage. Guess you can’t trust crazy.”

When asked on Monday by a New York Post reporter who did notice the stunt, Gaetz continued to go off, saying, “This administration is an absolute joke. So I figured I’d play along with the bit. Plus, I thought there was a 50-50 chance Joe or Kamala would actually bend over and spread ‘em. But in all seriousness, how does nobody think that’s funny? That would’ve killed back in the ‘80’s.”

At press time, Matt Gaetz campaign sent a fundraising email offering donors a signed ‘show me that butthole’ hat for a donation of $25.