Michael Jordan’s Son Marcus Tries To Fly Over Cops While Evading Arrest, Immediately Flops Like Lebron

ORLANDO, FL - Early Wednesday morning, Michael Jordan’s son, Marcus, was arrested for driving under the influence after crashing his Lamborghini. 

When police arrived at the scene, the son of the Chicago Bulls legend jumped out of his car and attempted to channel his dad’s game-changing energy by taking the officers head-on. 

As the officers barked orders, Jordan sprinted forward and tried to leap over them like his dad used to do from the free-throw line. 

While Marcus thought he was traveling with the same pace and intensity as Michael did against the Knicks thanks to the concoction of drugs and alcohol running through his system, the officers, amused at how slowly he was actually traveling, pulled out their tasers and opened fire. 

Before Jordan could get an inch off the ground, he instantly flopped as extravagantly as Lebron James when getting gently bumped by an opposing player. 

As Jordan hit the ground, he threw his hands up and looked around as if to try and get sympathy for the injustice he was dealing with from a bystanding referee. Officers quickly pounced on the flailing former UCF basketball player and placed him in custody. 

At press time, Jordan claimed the only reason he couldn’t successfully evade police was because he had the flu and promised that next time, he’d simply challenge officers to a game of quarters for his freedom. 

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