Oprah Surprises Kamala Harris With One Million Votes Under Her Seat

FARMINGTON HILLS, MI - Just before wrapping up her interview on Thursday night, Oprah surprised Kamala Harris with one million pre-filled ballots to help her win the election. 

“Now Kamala, to thank you for all you’ve done for this country, we have a special surprise for you - look under your chair. It’s one million votes! Take them to any state you want and win, win, win!”

As the audience erupted in applause, the Vice President laughed uncontrollably and profusely thanked Oprah for helping her beat the “serial cheater and psychopath” Donald Trump. 

“This really means so much to me.” Harris said as she hugged the stack of votes. “And you know what, your generosity is a real testament to the fact that together, we can take this country back and defeat Donald Trump. Because he not like us. He doesn’t play by the rules. He’ll do anything to cheat and rig the system in his favor.” 

At press time, the Harris campaign had reportedly rented out a Kinkos down the street from the event hall to photocopy each of the ballots for other battleground states.