REHOBOTH, DE - During his 48th vacation of the year, Biden wandered onto the balcony of his beach house on Thursday to see the supposed rising crime House Republicans kept talking about.

“I mean seriously folks, where is this “crime” Republicans keep harping on?,” the 46th president said to a crowd of squawking seagulls. “Thanks to my administration, all I see is blue skies and sunshine. And just listen to the sound of those ocean waves. If that doesn’t tell you that Bidenomics is working, I don’t know what does.”

Despite the fact that the President only seemed to draw further criticism about his mental competency, the Biden campaign assured the nation that he was simply practicing for his debate with President Trump on June 27. 

That, however, didn’t stop President Trump from unleashing on Biden on Truth Social. “I’m not surprised Biden thought a bunch of seagulls were his voters. Those birds certainly have more brain cells! Maybe I’ll bring a few of them to the debate and sit ‘em in the front row so Joe can feel comfortable knowing his biggest fans are there rooting for him.”

At press time, Biden was reportedly roaming down the Rehoboth boardwalk pantless asking beach-goers where he was supposed to go.