WEST PALM BEACH, FL - After thwarting another assassination attempt on President Trump, morale amongst his Secret Service agents is reportedly at an all-time low as many agents are wishing someone would ‘get the job done’ so they can get off in time to make happy hour.

“Can someone please just get it over with and finish this guy?” an agent vented over the radio. “I just want to make it to happy hour! O’Sullivan's has $4 beer until 7. Now I’m going to be doing paperwork until midnight because another guy can’t aim. Ugh!”

Some of the more motivated Secret Service agents have even started posting on TikTok to show people how to successfully aim from different positions like inside a golf bunker, perched on a sloped roof, and from across the street of a tanning salon - which they have insisted is “not meant to influence anyone or give anyone funny ideas.”

 At press time, President Trump invited his Secret Service agents to drink with him at the Trump International Golf Course but told them that they would have to pay for their own drinks at full price.