Shedeur Sanders Told To Go To Browns Field At Midnight For ‘Secret Meeting Of The Pros’

CLEVELAND, OH — After a chaotic NFL draft experience that included a prank call and a disappointing fourth-round selection, Shedeur Sanders received another suspicious message. This time, he was instructed to head to the center of Huntington Bank Field at midnight for a "secret meeting of the pros."

"Who is this?" Sanders texted back, wary of another hoax. "Mr. Stefanski, is that you? Joe Flacco? Come on, man, stop messing with me!"

Uncertain if he was being pranked again, Sanders called his father, Deion Sanders, to get clarity on the mysterious invitation.

"Yeah, son, it’s legit," Deion said, barely containing his laughter. "Every rookie gets the call. When you get there, you’ll meet living legends from the team that drafted you for a special ritual to welcome you to the league. But you can never, ever talk about it to anyone. Oh, and wear something sharp—like that silk suit I got you for Christmas last year."

At press time, Sanders was spotted leaving Huntington Bank Field, drenched from head to toe after an unexpected encounter with the stadium’s sprinkler system.