WASHINGTON, D.C. - After multiple failed attempts to win over young male voters, the Harris campaign pulled a page from the back of the playbook by offering young male donors a calendar featuring scantily clad images of the Vice President. 

In a fundraising email acquired by The Gas Lamp with the subject, “Beer. Boobs. Football.” the campaign offered to send donors a 2025 calendar in exchange for a donation of $25 or more. 

“Hey, it’s Kamala. Keep this between you and me, but I have a sexy little secret I want to share with you and only you. Chip in $25 or more to my campaign before midnight and I’ll let you in on my little secret. I can’t keep this offer open for long. If you don’t accept I’ll have to give it to the next big strong man.”

The calendar reportedly features the Democratic presidential nominee in a handful of different poses and outfits including a sexy McDonald’s uniform, a cutoff pantsuit, and a thinly veiled sari. 

Unfortunately, the move is failing to move the needle and just bringing the campaign more bad press. Even some members of the White Dudes for Harris Facebook group who claim to have bought the calendar told The Gas Lamp that they immediately switched their support to Donald Trump after their wife’s boyfriends told them how cringy it was. And X user @BoofMaster420 shared that there’s a surprise photo on the back of Tim Walz in a George Costanza pose.

At press time, MSNBC claimed that Kamala’s calendar is an empowering protest against President Trump’s policy to force every woman in America to wear repressive ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ robes.