MANHATTAN, NY - After another failed attempt to appeal the gag order in his classified documents criminal trial, President Trump unleashed on the Manhattan Judge who made the decision by telling him, “You can gag on my order!” while pointing to his crotch. 

“So I told that judge - a very bad judge, a lot of people say - that he can gag on my order.” Trump said at a recent campaign rally. “You guys all know what I’m talking about right? I’ve heard he likes to suck on long, hard objects. I mean, just look at the guy - you can tell. Well good news judge, I’ve got something long and hard right here for ya.”

In response to Trump’s insult, White House Special Prosecutor Jack Smith attempted to roast the 45th President by saying that there “wasn’t much to gag on” and that it was like “choking on a peanut.” A response which only further antagonized Trump. 

After Smith’s remarks, President Trump took to Truth Social to affirm that his “order” was indeed huge, as evident by his large hands and the fact that he was able to “pull that hot piece of ass, Melania”. 

At press time, the Trump campaign reportedly launched a new round of social media ads cheekily comparing his and President Biden’s penis sizes.