TOLEDO, OH – Local basement dweller Tommy Disorbo took a hard-earned break from playing Call of Duty Tuesday afternoon to share another motivational quote to his 54 followers of old high school friends, community college associates, and former Buffalo Wild Wings coworkers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The post featured a picture of a lion tearing apart a gazelle with a David Goggins quote that read \u201cMental toughness is a lifestyle.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Satisfied with his work and the fact that he didn\u2019t have any alcohol for breakfast, Disorbo cracked open a lunch beer to celebrate the commitment he made to his future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Despite Tommy\u2019s hard work, those close to him are calling him lazy, a complete failure, and a deadbeat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tommy, however, has chalked up the criticism as a sign that some people just don\u2019t know what it takes to be an Alpha Sigma male.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
According to Tommy\u2019s ex-girlfriend, he\u2019s been working on his \u201centertainment empire\u201d for years and doesn\u2019t have the time for a real job because he\u2019s waiting for Rick Rubin to respond to his DM about a collaboration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His mom, on the other hand, doesn\u2019t understand why trying to finish his associate\u2019s degree would make him look like a \u201csucka in the rap game\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, Disorbo was seen anxiously waiting by his phone after posting a link to his latest SoundCloud track and tagging Kanye West, Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, and Post Malone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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