INDIANAPOLIS, IN – 33-year-old Prosperity Insurance Group Manager Tiffany DiMarco made history on Thursday by asking coworkers if they had any other questions a world-record 27 times in a 30-minute all-staff meeting about the company\u2019s new reimbursement policies and paid time off request.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
According to some staff members, the information presented could have easily been conveyed in a half-page memo and saved everyone valuable time in their already busy schedules. But management insisted on adhering to their commitment to creating bureaucratic redundancies in an effort to win pointless industry clout.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Despite the impressive feat of averaging an \u201cany other questions\u201d every one minute and 11 seconds, the meeting\u2019s attendees were far less impressed, as evidenced by the fact that nearly every remote worker left the meeting before the last long, awkward silence. In-office staff members, however, weren\u2019t as fortunate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shortly after Tiffany ended the presentation, representatives from the Guinness Book of World Records barged in with an official certificate and asked everyone to stay in their seats for a photoshoot. \u201cOh my god! Is this for me?!\u201d Tiffany proclaimed. \u201cI\u2019m so honored. I\u2019m going to tell Mr. Snuffles all about this when I get home. This picture is going to look great on my mom\u2019s refrigerator.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, Tiffany was seen drafting a long-winded LinkedIn post about the payoffs of perseverance, motivation, and other vague corporate virtues to her 25 followers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – 33-year-old Prosperity Insurance Group Manager Tiffany DiMarco made history on Thursday by asking coworkers if they had any other questions a world-record 27 times in a 30-minute all-staff meeting about the company\u2019s new reimbursement policies and paid time off request. According to some staff members, the information presented could have easily been […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":296,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","content-type":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-local"],"yoast_head":"\n