LANSING, MI – What started off as a playful and erotic game between local law enforcement officer Ted Johnson and his wife Donna quickly turned into another ruined sex night for the couple when Ted\u2019s police training kicked in during foreplay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEverything started off fine,\u201d Officer Johnson said. \u201cI got home around 7:30 and found her in the kitchen. She was wearing this skimpy inmate costume and dangling a pair of handcuffs. She made me chase her around the house a bit, taunting me with things like \u2018You can\u2019t catch me,\u2019 and \u2018You going to take me downtown?\u2019 But once we got upstairs\u2026 I don\u2019t know what happened. Things just got out of hand.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHe throws me on the bed and gets this weird look in his eye. Next thing I know is he\u2019s got his knee on my neck, yelling \u2018STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!\u201d Donna said. \u201cI tried to tell him that he\u2019s hurting me and that it wasn\u2019t sexy, but he was already locked in. He got off after a minute or two, but that\u2019s when he pulled his pepper spray out and threatened to put me down. The man is insane!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some concerned neighbors eventually called 911 and reported the fighting to local authorities, who begrudgingly showed up to the house nearly an hour later. \u201cThe guy isn\u2019t even a field officer,\u201d Deputy Craig McCarthy said. \u201cHe\u2019s been in our department for like four months and just processes paperwork. I don\u2019t know what he\u2019s watching or where he gets this PTSD from, but he has never taken down a perp in his life.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, Ted was seen taking discovery notes on the altercation from the couple\u2019s dog while his wife was packing an overnight bag to take to her mother\u2019s house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
LANSING, MI – What started off as a playful and erotic game between local law enforcement officer Ted Johnson and his wife Donna quickly turned into another ruined sex night for the couple when Ted\u2019s police training kicked in during foreplay. \u201cEverything started off fine,\u201d Officer Johnson said. \u201cI got home around 7:30 and found […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","content-type":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-local"],"yoast_head":"\n