DENVER, CO – \u201cAre you kidding me?!\u201d 36-year-old Brock Williams shouted at his divorce proceedings on Monday. But Brock wasn\u2019t reacting to the news that he was going to lose custody of his children or his house. Rather, he was celebrating winning his first parlay of the season after the Nets-Lakers game hit a 240.5 total points over, thanks to a last-minute triple-double from Lebron James.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Brock\u2019s soon-to-be ex-wife, Lauren, was somewhat pleased to hear Brock\u2019s initial reaction, hopeful that Brock was realizing the severity of the situation and would commit to turning things around in their marriage. That\u2019s when Brock jumped out of his chair, pulled a handful of baby powder from his pocket, and proceeded to pace around the room doing Lebron\u2019s signature celebration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSee what I\u2019m dealing with?!\u201d Lauren pleaded with the attorney. \u201cAll he cares about is gambling. We haven\u2019t had a vacation in years cause he insists that he\u2019s going to win the big one of these days and we\u2019ll never have to work again. He wakes me up in the middle of the night, screaming, \u2018Cover the spread, cover the spread. \u2019 I don\u2019t even know what that means!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Despite repeated attempts to get through to Brock, nothing Lauren nor their attorney said could get his attention as he immediately began to place another parlay with his recent winnings. \u201cAlright, what do we think?\u201d he said openly. \u201cJason Tatum over 20 points, Patrick Mahomes first half touchdown, and Israel Adesanya 3rd round TKO. Makes sense, right? Doesn\u2019t matter, I\u2019m locking it in.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, Brock was seen at a local sports bar, completely unaware that his now ex-wife was taking shots with their attorney just three tables down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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