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The other 90 ninety will be sent back to Mexico\u2026 or wherever the hell you came from. \u00bfComprende?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The chief officer then instructed his squad to simulate a round of the game and pointed to two doors the immigrants would exit after the game was over: one with a big picture of the United States for the winners, and another with a picture of a bus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still confused, the illegal immigrants were quickly forced into a circle around the chairs and nervously played against their will as mariachi music filled the gym.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At press time, ICE reported that it was considering implementing other forms of citizenship redemption, like having illegal immigrants compete in a series of construction- and landscaping-themed games.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOS ANGELES, CA &#8211; As riots continue to rage, ICE agents attempted to mend their dismal reputations with the locals by offering captured illegal immigrants a rare chance at staying in America if they win a game of musical chairs. \u201c\u00c1ndale, you maggots,\u201d a burly ICE chief officer yelled at a group of illegal immigrants. 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