RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA \u2013 President Donald Trump arrived in Saudi Arabia on Tuesday for a high-profile summit with Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman. While the leaders focused primarily on trade agreements, the visit took an unexpected turn when bin Salman eagerly invited Trump to the rooftop of the Royal Palace Chamber to demonstrate a \u201ccool new way\u201d to address the United States\u2019 illegal immigration problem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a swift elevator ride to the 51st floor, Trump noticed a man standing at the roof\u2019s edge, handcuffed with a burlap sack over his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMr. President, I understand you have a lot of illegal immigrants,\u201d bin Salman said with a grin as he pushed the prisoner off the roof. \u201cYou see? Once you round them up, take them to the tippy top of a very tall building\u2014like your Empire State Building\u2014and let gravity do the rest. We\u2019ve used this method for decades to deal with the gays, and I\u2019m confident it will work for you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trump, stroking his chin, replied, \u201cThat\u2019s very cool, Your Highness. I\u2019ll have to think about it. But, you know, we still need folks to pick our avocados and make our taco bowls, which we love so very much.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sources close to the president claim bin Salman even proposed a deal akin to Trump\u2019s agreement with El Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele. Under the arrangement, the U.S. could deport its illegal immigrants to Saudi Arabia, where they would be \u201cefficiently processed\u201d from the kingdom\u2019s tallest rooftops.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, Trump was reportedly considering other means to speed up deportation efforts, like building a giant trebuchet that would fling illegal immigrants back to Mexico.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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