WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democratic leaders called on Rep. Shri Thanedar to abandon his impeachment push against President Trump on Wednesday out of fears that it would only further tarnish the dwindling reputation of the party.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In response to the failed impeachment attempt, many Indian cultural and religious societies have called on Thanedar to be bumped down a few levels in the Indian caste system.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thanedar, a descendant of a wealthy Brahmin family in New Delhi, will now be considered a member of the third-tier merchant class, the Vaishyas, making him ineligible to access five-star hotels, restaurants, and transportation if he ever visits India again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While the caste ranking has little implication on his life in the United States, President Trump mentioned that he was considering honoring the caste system rules, forcing Thanedar to sell his lofty Kalorama apartment and stay at a Motel 6 for the remainder of his term.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, Thanedar was chasing his wig down Pennsylvania Avenue as it blew away in the wind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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