SEATTLE, WA – Local 5th-grader Timmy Chan, who enjoys playing with Legos and watching Marvel movies, was shunned by his teachers and classmates Thursday afternoon for failing to participate in a roundtable discussion about the Israel-Palestine conflict, signifying his complete ignorance of the subject.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cReally, Timmy,\u201d classmate Susie O\u2019Donnell snapped as the class headed to lunch. \u201cYou don\u2019t feel sorry for the poor Gazans who\u2019ve had their homes destroyed by the IDF? Or what about the families of the innocent Israelis who were raped and murdered by Hamas? Surely you must have some opinion on the matter?! I bet you don\u2019t even watch CNN kids!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While Timmy\u2019s parents were outraged by the abusive treatment their son received, his teacher, Mrs. Johnson, defended the students\u2019 condemnation and criticized them for raising a son who was so naive about complex geopolitical issues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt\u2019s really quite embarrassing,\u201d Mrs. Johnson explained. \u201cThese kids spend all this time in P.E. and on the playground simulating the struggles of the Palestinian people as they run for their lives from their oppressive occupiers, and to still not know how you feel about the whole thing is mind-boggling.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, Timmy was forced to attend a 9-hour course about how to properly engage with trolls on X.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
SEATTLE, WA – Local 5th-grader Timmy Chan, who enjoys playing with Legos and watching Marvel movies, was shunned by his teachers and classmates Thursday afternoon for failing to participate in a roundtable discussion about the Israel-Palestine conflict, signifying his complete ignorance of the subject. \u201cReally, Timmy,\u201d classmate Susie O\u2019Donnell snapped as the class headed to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","content-type":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics"],"yoast_head":"\n