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Go entertain the execs; I\u2019ll be out in two bumps\u2026 I mean, two minutes,\u201d RFK raspily snapped back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While the intern refused to say anything else out of fear of losing his job, Conagra Brands CEO Sean Connolly playfully called out Kennedy when he finally emerged from the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHey Bobby, you\u2019ve got some orange powder on your nose,\u201d Connolly said as the rest of the executives chuckled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the DHHS Secretary frantically pulled a tissue from his pocket to wipe the Cheeto dust off his nose, a small, empty bag of Cheetos fell out, alarming the food executives. They realized then that Kennedy was both addicted to the savory cheese snacks and a hypocrite for publicly railing against them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI promise it\u2019s not what it looks like! 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