WASHINGTON, D.C. – On Thursday, President Trump invited Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi to the White House with the goal of extending the United States\u2019 longstanding diplomatic ties with the South Asian nation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While Modi was initially excited to be back, his mood quickly changed when Trump pulled him aside to remind him that he was not allowed to poop on the White House lawn during his stay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI know you\u2019ve been here before, Mr. Prime Minister, but as a formality, I have to remind you that you\u2019re not allowed to poop on the White House lawn or in the streets of our beautiful city. I know that\u2019s something you\u2019re probably used to back home, and Biden probably let you do that a lot – he was pooping everywhere around here – but that\u2019s not something we\u2019re going to allow on this trip.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trump then proceeded to take Modi on a tour of all the White House bathrooms, where he showed him \u201cmagical contraptions called toilets\u201d and demonstrated how to use them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Though Modi was reportedly offended by the entire situation, he was too polite to say anything and just continued to bob his head back and forth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, Trump served the Prime Minister a smorgasbord of all-American beef hamburgers for lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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