{"id":603,"date":"2026-02-11T23:40:34","date_gmt":"2026-02-12T04:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gaslampnews.com\/?p=603"},"modified":"2026-02-11T23:40:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-12T04:40:37","slug":"iran-threatens-deadly-strikes-on-u-s-once-they-figure-out-how-to-make-planes-take-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gaslampnews.com\/website_8e428cea\/iran-threatens-deadly-strikes-on-u-s-once-they-figure-out-how-to-make-planes-take-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Iran Threatens Deadly Strikes On U.S. Once They Figure Out How To Make Planes Take Off"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEHRAN, IRAN &#8211; With U.S. naval carriers looming on its shores, the Islamic Republic of Iran threatened to launch an attack on American soil as soon as it figures out how to make planes take off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDeath to America is coming,\u201d Ayatollah Khamenei said on Thursday. \u201cAs I speak, our top military engineers are developing a revolutionary new technology that will be able to transport our heroic soldiers and bombs through the sky and take them anywhere in the world. 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