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I\u2019m wearing these sweatpants and my Crocs, I don\u2019t care what they say,\u201d a woman from Baltimore said. \u201cThese overalls are tactical,\u201d another man from Kansas said. \u201cI go out and fight wild boars in the forest every day, and they work just fine for that. 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