AOC Demands To Have A Word With The Tiny Mustache Guy During Germany Visit

MUNICH, GERMANY – Concluding her speech to attendees at the Munich Security Conference earlier this week, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded that the event organizers let her have a word with Germany’s infamous chancellor, whose name she refused to say outloud, and attempted to rally the crowd to join her in storming his office. “As a representative of the United States of America, I must say that this conference… nay, this country… nay, this continent doesn’t feel very ‘safe’ and ‘secure’ with a guy like you know who walking around,” she said as she held a finger under her nose and half-attempted a Sieg Heil salute. Despite efforts by members of the panel to inform the congresswoman that Adolf Hitler had been dead for 81 years, AOC defiantly continued her tirade, confident that she was creating some badass soundbites for a possible presidential campaign. “Guess what, people? Most of my constituents are jewssssss, ooohh. Yeah, that’s right. And if your microdick leader has a problem with that, he can go schnitzel himself,” she closed to a silent crowd.