Politics
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Nation Wondering If We’ll Get New Civil War Uniforms Or Have To Wear The Same Ones As Last Time
As the political divide continues to widen, many Americans are asking an important question: Will we be getting new uniforms for the impending civil war, or will we have to wear the same ugly blue and gray ones as last time? A recent study found that nearly three-fourths of Americans believe another civil war in…
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Ohio Town Renames Itself ‘Iran’ In Hopes Of Getting Federal Rebuilding Funds
The small town of Warren, Ohio, is changing its name to Iran in the hopes of securing some of the funds President Trump promised the Islamic Republic of Iran as part of his new ceasefire deal. Warren, which was once a proud industrial town that produced fighter planes in World War II, has become ravaged…
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Obama Mourns Fallen Drones This Memorial Day
CHICAGO, IL — Gazing mournfully at heaps of broken and damaged military drones, former President Obama paid a special tribute to the heroic machines that defended America from dangerous goat herders, children, and aid workers in the Middle East during his presidency. “Today, we honor those who sacrificed their lives to defend our freedom,” Obama…
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Trump To Name New White House Addition ‘The Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Ballroom’
WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the construction of the new White House ballroom fully underway, President Trump revealed on Truth Social late Tuesday that he had finally chosen a name for the project — the Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Ballroom. While media pundits and Trump critics were flabbergasted by the decision, President Trump asked for some…
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Trump Announces Plans To Rebuild Pentagon Into Star Of David
Following the groundbreaking of the new White House ballroom earlier this week, President Trump eagerly shared his next architectural project – rebuilding the Pentagon into the Star of David. The announcement came on Truth Social, just hours after Trump-endorsed Ed Gallrein beat incumbent Thomas Massie in Kentucky’s 4th district Republican primary, thanks to tens of…
