WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the construction of the new White House ballroom fully underway, President Trump revealed on Truth Social late Tuesday that he had finally chosen a name for the project — the Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
While media pundits and Trump critics were flabbergasted by the decision, President Trump asked for some understanding, saying, “I don’t think of him for the kid diddling stuff, I think of him as the great pal who had a keen eye for architectural design. He would have loved the look of this place.”
The announcement came shortly after incumbent Thomas Massie, who led the charge in Congress to order the full release of the Epstein files, was beaten by AIPAC- and Trump-backed challenger Ed Gallrein in Kentucky’s 4th district Republican primary.
Following the name announcement, President Trump said that he was planning to further honor his late friend by decorating the inside of the ballroom with blue and white stripes, an homage to the iconic island house owned by the disgraced financier, and was considering planting the finest palm trees flown in from Dubai around the complex.
In a press conference on Wednesday morning, President Trump quickly got distracted when he received a text from Prince Andrew asking if he could be one of the first to see the grounds when they’re finished.
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