Following the groundbreaking of the new White House ballroom earlier this week, President Trump eagerly shared his next architectural project – rebuilding the Pentagon into the Star of David.
The announcement came on Truth Social, just hours after Trump-endorsed Ed Gallrein beat incumbent Thomas Massie in Kentucky’s 4th district Republican primary, thanks to tens of millions of dollars injected into the race against Massie by the pro-Israel lobby.
According to President Trump, it was a project his team had long been considering, but planned to wait at least until after the midterms to officially launch.
That plan, however, was scrapped on a whim last night, when, according to insider sources, President Trump felt it necessary to move the launch date up to thank and surprise AIPAC, Miriam Adelson, and Benjamin Netanyahu for helping him defeat Massie and prevent the full Epstein Files from being released.
While Trump was eager to share the news, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth attempted to get some credit for the new project, saying, “It was actually an idea Kash Patel and I cooked up somewhere between our 7th and 8th Irish Car Bomb just a month into the term. As you know, we run a pretty massive operation at the War Department. It’s hard to keep track of which bombs are going where, who’s paying for what, and which nights it’s my turn to read Bibi a bedtime story over FaceTime. We thought the rebuild would help us all keep our priorities straight and stay on the mission.”
Shortly after the announcement, a leak from the White House revealed that the Trump administration was planning another project to thank Israel for being such a good ally to the United States by turning the Capitol rotunda into a giant dreidel.
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