Domestic Terrorist Launches Cans Of Axe Body Spray Into Cosplay Convention

SEATTLE, WA – Pandemonium broke out at the 24th Annual Emerald City Comic Con yesterday when a yolked, MAGA-hat wearing radical launched a barrage of Axe Body Spray cans – dousing hundreds of attendees in Gold Temptation, Ice Chill, and Black Night scents. While there were no fatal casualties, 33 morbidly obese individuals in full body costumes were hospitalized as the pre-pubescent scents mixed with extreme body odors, creating a toxic byproduct that made it difficult to breathe. Law enforcement officers stationed at the event quickly apprehended the suspect and bought him a round of beer at a nearby bar for helping them get out of their smelly assignment.