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Domestic Terrorist Launches Cans Of Axe Body Spray Into Cosplay Convention
SEATTLE, WA – Pandemonium broke out at the 24th Annual Emerald City Comic Con yesterday when a yolked, MAGA-hat wearing radical launched a barrage of Axe Body Spray cans – dousing hundreds of attendees in Gold Temptation, Ice Chill, and Black Night scents. While there were no fatal casualties, 33 morbidly obese individuals in full
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In Tense Salary Negotiation, Boss Carefully Slips Really Cool Drawing To Employee
CHICAGO, IL – During a tense salary negotiation with up-and-coming Managing Director Margaret Hansen, CEO Richard Parker hastily scribbled something on a piece of paper before carefully sliding it across the desk. Expecting to see a generous offer, Hansen was confused yet slightly amused when she flipped the paper over and found a really cool
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Man In Crappy Apartment Gym Gazes Wistfully At Sexy People In Penthouse Equinox
NEW YORK, NY – Two weeks into his New Year’s resolution to get in shape, local chubster Caleb Smith faced his toughest challenge when, shortly after struggling through a set of dumbbell curls in his grimy apartment gym, he noticed the glistening array of sexy people powering through their workouts in perfect form at the
