Squad Members AOC, Omar, & Tlaib Hit The Tape Room In Preparation For Next Anti-Israel Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Huddled around an old CRT TV in a dimly lit room, Squad members Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Ilhan Omar (D-MN), and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) feverishly jotted notes while studying a compilation of Hitler’s speeches in preparation for their next anti-Israel rally.

“I don’t know who this guy is, but he makes a lot of sense!” Omar proclaimed. “And he’s kinda cute, don’t you think?” According to a congressional intern who accidentally went into the room, the three congresswomen were seen fighting over which lines they were going to use. 

Republican strategists at the NRCC were first to notice the Squad’s preparation techniques when they caught AOC paraphrasing a quote about how the Jews are master manipulators while doing opposition research - a line which they suspiciously knew by heart and drew thunderous applause from the New York Congresswoman’s audience.

When questioned by reporters, the Squad members insisted they would never do such a thing and were clearly clueless to the fact that they were studying videos of the German chancellor. “That wasn’t Hitler. He obviously looked nothing like Donald Trump. Plus we found that video in a dusty box left in Harry Reid’s old office - so that doesn’t add up,” Tlaib claimed.

At press time, AOC was heard asking her fellow Squad members when they were free for a second session to watch film of “some bald, flamboyant Italian guy” for more inspiration.