Tim Walz Proves Democrats Don’t Have A ‘Masculinity Problem’ By Showing Off Huggies Pull-Ups, Which Are Only For Big Boys

MILWAUKEE, WI - Facing criticism that the Democratic Party is lacking masculine leadership, Tim Walz attempted to prove otherwise by pulling his pants halfway down and showing off his Huggies Pull-Ups in a town hall on Wednesday.

"You know what makes me really, really mad?" Governor Walz asked the crowd of Democratic voters. "When bullies like Donald Trump and Elon Musk say that we have a masculinity problem. Well, lookie here! I'm wearing Pull-Ups, which are only for big boys. Do you think Donald Trump is wearing his Pull-Ups? What about Elon Musk? I don't think so, because they're not big boys like me."

As Walz fervently tried to defend his manhood, the crowd of beta males and third-wave feminists cheered as they joined Walz in showing off their Huggies Pull-Ups.

The irony of the situation reached its peak when a transgender woman stood up and shouted back, "That's right, Governor, we've got the real men on our side!"

At press time, Walz was seen arguing with a waitress at a Cheesecake Factory after the event for not letting him order off the kids’ menu.