Top 10 Most Desirable Jobs In 2023

A White House Maid

Any day now you’ll catch the Bidens plotting the next third-world country they’re going to launder money through on camera so you can blackmail them into paying for your silence for the rest of the your life.

A Television Writer

When you’re protesting the fact that you can’t get paid for getting high and laying in a bean bag all day, life’s pretty great.

Joe Rogan’s assistant

He’ll pay you like $200,000 a year to show him funny YouTube videos.

The Governor of Florida 

It’s basically like being the manager of a Dave & Buster’s. 

A Vampire in Baltimore

Being able to enjoy the sweet high of fentanyl laced heroin with absolutely no risk of overdosing. 

An Underaged African Cobalt Miner

You’re incredibly honored to play such a pivotal role in helping a billionaire in the United States advance human progress in ways you can’t fathom.

A Member of the Ruling Political Party in Ukraine 

Life is sweet when the ‘Big Guy’ is keeping your bank account full.

A Strip Club Bouncer

So what if things cost more these days, you get paid to see titties all day. 

A Therapist 

People have more problems these days than they’ve ever had. Business is booming.

A Professional MMA Fighter

They’re really the only ones with free speech these days - the ability to blurt steroid-fueled racial slurs or sexist remarks on live T.V. without any repercussions.