Local Haunted House Introduces New Attraction Called ‘The Tunnel Of Terror’

COLUMBUS, OH - A haunted house is in hot water from local activists for introducing The Tunnel of Terror - a new attraction that promises to frighten attendees with flickering green lights, blood-curdling screams, and terrorists popping out of the walls. When asked by WCHM-NBC4 if the attraction crossed a line of being too insensitive to the Israeli hostages and victims of recent Hamas’ attacks, the haunted house’s proprietor, Randy Pollard, said, “I don't see the problem here. My job is to scare people. And I won’t have the scariest haunted house in Ohio without taking some risks. I don’t pay attention to politics much, but when I saw what those Hamas fellas were doing, I thought - that’s pretty darn scary. Plus, this is the United States of America and last time I checked, we had a little thing called freedom of speech. So if you don’t like my haunted house, then you can leave. I’ve got a line around the block. This isn’t the first time Jews have tried to shut down my business and it won’t be the last.”