Woman Discovers Secret To Making It All About Her By Holding A Finger On Her Eye And Pretending To Hold Back Tears

NEW YORK CITY, NY - In the middle of a crowded metro car on Monday, 33-year-old Jenny Tedesco discovered the secret to making it all about her while consoling a friend who had just been cheated on. 

“I’m just- I’m just so sorry for you,” Tedesco was heard saying over the phone. “You just deserve, like, so much better. And it breaks my heart that he would do that to you.”

As Tedesco doled out sympathies, she noticed that none of her fellow passengers were paying much attention to her and some even moved to the other end of the car to avoid being wrapped up in her drama.

But that all changed when Tedesco put a finger on her eye and pretended to hold back tears.

As she fished around in her purse for a tissue, she noticed a few of her fellow passengers start to look in her direction. Eventually, she found herself struggling to keep her faux bleak disposition when a group of elderly women came over and asked if everything was okay. 

Upon realizing that she had just successfully used her friend’s trauma to get people to pay attention to her, Jenny felt a sudden wave of pride and power take over as she knew then that she could use it to siphon attention from anyone going through something tougher than what she was going through. 

At press time, Jenny was reportedly seen at the library trying the same tactic to win the attention of a hot guy while her mom was informing her that she had just been diagnosed with cancer.