Mexico Regains ‘Major Shithole’ Status

Following the assassination of drug kingpin El Mencho, chaos has erupted across Mexico as cartels have wreaked havoc on towns across the country, terrorizing millions of residents and travelers. Over the past few years, Mexico has reportedly gotten safer for international visitors as the new generation of cartel leaders have made efforts to prioritize business operations and cut back on committing mass murder for the fun of it, as their predecessors did in the 80’s and 90’s. Now however, amidst the carnage, the U.S. State Department officially heightened its travel advisory level to ‘Stage 5 – Major Shithold’ — the highest of President Trump’s new travel cautions followed by ‘Stage 4 – Average Shithole’, ‘Stage 3 – Not Very Nice’, ‘Stage 2 – 😬😬😬’, and ‘Stage 1 – Donald Approved’.