WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following President Trump’s recent pledge to enact nationwide voter ID laws, rapper Nicki Minaj broke off from her counterparts in the music industry by doubling down in her support for the administration and its agenda.
As a token of appreciation for her support, President Trump announced that she would headline the White House’s first-ever official twerk off.
“I’m thrilled to announce that Ms. Nicki Minaj—Freaky Nicki as I like call her—will shake that thang for all of America to see this summer at the first official White House twerk off. We like ‘em big and juicy, and Nicki’s got the biggest and the juiciest.”
According to the White House’s official website, the twerk off is the latest in a series of events for Trump’s grand America 250 celebration and will happen a week after the UFC fight on the South Lawn. Also rumored to be participating are fellow Trump-loving, big-booty, dum-dums like Tila Tequila, Amber Rose, and Erika Kirk.
At press time, Trump further announced that he plans on helping Kanye West revive his public image during this summer’s semiquincentennial celebration by giving him an uninterrupted hour of national airtime on Fox News.
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