Politics
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Trump Brings Back Wrongfully Deported Guatemalan Man After Seeing Disastrous State of White House Lawn
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Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again
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Disgusting! Trump’s Press Secretary Gives Upside-Down Nazi Salute At Press Conference
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Nation Wondering If We’ll Get New Civil War Uniforms Or Have To Wear Same Ugly Ones As Last Time
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Somalia and Ethiopia Agree To End Decade-Long War Over Seven Goats
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In Latest Undercover Operation, James O’Keefe Exposes A Satanic, Mouse-Worshipping Casino That Brainwashes Children
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Al-Qaeda Leader Rethinks Life Choices After Harrowing Experience Opening A Can Of Biscuits
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Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Inauguration In Stunning $19.99 Seashell Necklace From Sunsations
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Trump Reminds Indian PM, Modi, That He Can’t Poop On The White House Lawn
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“This Is Unprecedented!” Cry Democrats Over Something That Happens All The Time
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Retired U.S. General Ready To Tout Whichever Stance On Ukraine War Will Make Him More Money
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St. Patrick Descends From Heaven to Rid Ireland of Snakes Once Again
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Hypocrite! RFK Caught Abusing Cheeto Dust In Bathroom Stall Before Meeting With Food Execs
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Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session
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Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea
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Fetterman Demands Trump Crack Down On Sonic The Hedgehog
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Local 5th-Grader Shunned For Not Having Nuanced Opinion On Israel-Palestine Conflict
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Republicans and Democrats Agree To Ban Women From Women’s Sports
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Iran Inches Closer To Nuclear Weapons By Successfully Taking Apart A Microwave And Putting It Back Together
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Rep. Thanedar Bumped Down A Caste Level After Failed Impeachment Attempt
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Saudi Crown Prince Shows Trump Cool New Way To Get Rid Of Illegal Immigrants
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Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants
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Obama Pays Special Memorial Day Tribute to America’s Fallen Drones
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“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” Claims South African President
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Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill
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Maxine Waters Fined $68K After FEC Discovers Hundreds of Campaign Expenses at Monique’s Discount Wig Emporium
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ICE Gives Illegal Immigrants Rare Chance To Stay In America Through Game Of Musical Chairs
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In Response To Golden Dome, China Announces Plan to Build Golden Special #5 Defense System
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‘Fight Oligarchy’ Rally Goers Confused Why Bernie Sanders And AOC Want To Fight An Old Wooden Ship
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Liz Cheney Performs Ancient Native American Prayer Dance To Keep The January 6 Ghosts Away
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Dems Attempt To Prove They’re Party Of Rational Discourse By Screaming Unintelligible Nonsense In The Freezing Cold
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Trump’s Honorary Secret Service Boy Turns Off Body Cam During Hallway Patrol Altercation
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Chameleons Hold Press Conference To Distance Themselves From Kamala Harris
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White House Celebrates Memorial Day By Honoring Brave Men And Women Who’ve Died In Botched Gender Reassignment Surgeries
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Trump and Harris Remain Turkey Neck And Turkey Neck In The Polls On Election Eve
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Haitian Warlord Barbecue Promotes Brisket, Collards, And Cornbread To Lieutenant Generals