Elon Musk Sports New Interpretation Of ‘Dark MAGA’ For Black History Month

WASHINGTON, D.C. - On Thursday, President Trump held a special press conference with Tiger Woods to celebrate Black History Month.

While the event got off to an enthusiastic start, the mood quickly turned sour when Elon Musk barged in wearing blackface, blasting Lil Wayne from his phone, and carrying a bottle of grape soda - a stunt he claims is a new interpretation of his ‘Dark MAGA’ aesthetic. 

As he autistically crip-walked to the podium, Musk pushed Trump off of the mic and began to perform a quite racist impression of a black person.

“What’s up homies?!” Musk asked the crowd in a deep voice. “You ninjas down with savin’ taxpayers mad skrilla? That’s gang gang, no cap. Foshizzle my nizzles.”

As the crowd fell silent, Musk looked toward Trump hoping to get a sign of approval. 

Seeing none and sensing the tension in the room, Musk tried to save himself by forming the Bloods gang sign with his hands. 

At press time, Secret Service agents were seen escorting Musk out of the East Room as jokingly shouted, “I can’t breathe!” and “Hands up don’t shoot!”