Trump Team Frantically Skims Through ‘Planes For Dummies’ To Find Explanation For All These Crashes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Just before addressing the nation on Wednesday, President Trump was seen frantically skimming through a copy of ‘Planes For Dummies’ with some of his top advisers to try and figure out an explanation for the recent string of crashes.

“C’mon guys… we need something new to explain what’s going on!” Trump shouted at his team. “We’ve used diversity hire pilots. We’ve used bad weather. What else can we say?!”

Since taking office, the nation has been rocked by a string of unusual plane crashes that have left the administration wondering how to improve safety standards and restore many Americans' fears of flying. 

While the administration says they’re still searching for answers, Trump mentioned offhandedly in a press conference that he thinks the series of tragedies has something to do with President Obama and his “deep state holdover cronies”. 

“I mean you never saw this sort of thing happening before,” President Trump said on Hannity. “Flying was so safe, so safe for years. And all of a sudden you have these horrific crashes every other week. What the hell is going on? We don’t know yet, but I’ll bet Obama has something to do with this. I mean the guy still has his hand in everything, we can’t rule it out.”

At press time, an anonymous source revealed that Trump sent each of his cabinet members copies of For Dummies books relative to their departments after being confirmed.