Recently Fired IRS Staffers Desperately Try To Find New Ways To Steal From The American People

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As many as 6,000 IRS staffers were laid off on Friday as part of DOGE’s latest round of cuts to the federal government.

Many of these individuals, who’ve worked at the IRS for the majority of their careers, are struggling to figure out what to do next. 

With few real-world skills or interests, a significant number of these staffers are resorting to what they know best: stealing from American taxpayers through any means necessary.

According to a Facebook support group, the recently fired IRS employees have started to kick around ideas about how to sustain their vampire-like thirst for Americans' hard-earned money.

At press time, a group of former IRS employees were seen standing next to ATMs throughout the nation’s capital, heckling passers by to let them “hold a dollar”.