Hypocrite! RFK Jr. Caught Rubbing Teeth With Cheeto Dust In A Bathroom Stall Before Meeting With Food Execs

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Shortly before a meeting with the heads of America's biggest food corporations on Tuesday, DHHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was caught trying to get a quick fix by rubbing Cheeto dust on his teeth like it was cocaine in a bathroom stall.

"Is everything okay in there?" an intern asked after hearing RFK Jr. making strange noises.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah… ohhhh yeah! I'm fine, okay?! I'm fine! Go entertain the execs; I'll be out in two bumps… I mean, two minutes," RFK raspily snapped back.

While the intern refused to say anything else out of fear of losing his job, Conagra Brands CEO Sean Connolly playfully called out Kennedy when he finally emerged from the bathroom.

"Hey Bobby, you've got some orange powder on your nose," Connolly said as the rest of the executives chuckled.

As the DHHS Secretary frantically pulled a tissue from his pocket to wipe the Cheeto dust off his nose, a small, empty bag of Cheetos fell out, alarming the food executives. They realized then that Kennedy was both addicted to the savory cheese snacks and a hypocrite for publicly railing against them.

"I promise it's not what it looks like! I'm not addicted; I just wanted a little taste," Kennedy pleaded.

At press time, a group of Trump cabinet members were seen waiting in the White House's East Room to stage an intervention for the embattled DHHS Secretary.