Impressive! Man Fills Social Quota For The Month Talking To Grocery Store Cashier

SCOTTSDALE, AZ - With a self-checkout line that wrapped around the store, a local man in a hurry faced his worst fear on Sunday when he was forced to use the sparsely populated cashier line.

As the man slowly approached the line, he desperately peered down each aisle one last time in the hope of remembering something he forgot to avoid the pending human interaction.

Struggling to find a way out, his mind raced as he tried to think of topics to bring up. That’s when another wave of panic set in as he suddenly forgot all his hobbies and interests.

A few moments later, the man found himself in the cashier's gauntlet.

While unloading his basket, the man asked the cashier if he watched the game over the weekend. But with no other context to work off of and wanting to seem nice, the cashier politely replied, “haha definitely man.”

Disappointed that his nuanced sports question didn’t spark more conversation, the man quickly tried to break the awkward silence by exploring even more riveting topics like the color of the cashier’s shirt, the peculiar ripeness of today’s avocados, and how odd yesterday’s weather was.

Despite failing to elicit any response from the cashier, the man was proud of the fact that he tried to have a meaningful conversation with a stranger as he finished checking out.

At press time the man faced another agonizing ordeal when his Uber Eats driver waited to hand him his food instead of leaving it at the front door as instructed.