Man With Zero Ambition Shares Another Motivational Quote On Instagram

TOLEDO, OH - Local basement dweller Tommy Disorbo took a hard-earned break from playing Call Of Duty Tuesday afternoon to share another motivational quote to his 54 followers of old high school friends, community college associates, and former Buffalo Wild Wings coworkers. 

The post featured a picture of a lion tearing apart a gazelle with a David Goggins quote that read “Mental toughness is a lifestyle.”

Satisfied with his work and the fact that he didn’t have any alcohol for breakfast, Disorbo cracked open a lunch beer to celebrate the commitment he made to his future.

Despite Tommy’s hard work, those close to him are calling him lazy, a complete failure, and a deadbeat.

Tommy, however, has chalked up the criticism as a sign that some people just don’t know what it takes to be an alpha sigma male. 

According to Tommy’s ex-girlfriend, he’s been working on his “entertainment empire” for years and doesn’t have the time for a real job because he’s waiting for Rick Rubin to respond to his DM about a collaboration. 

His mom, on the other hand, doesn’t understand why trying to finish his associate’s degree would make him look like a “sucka in the rap game”. 

At press time, Disorbo was seen anxiously waiting by his phone after posting a link to his latest SoundCloud track and tagging Kanye West, Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, and Post Malone.