Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers

A 45-year-old local bald man, Thomas O’Hara, caused road pandemonium late Wednesday night when he accidentally left his shiny head on "bright mode," momentarily blinding dozens of passersby.

“I can’t see, asshole!” one driver yelled as her headlights bounced off his glistening dome. “You’re gonna get someone killed!” shouted another.

As car headlights continue to grow increasingly brighter, police stations across the country are warning about the dangers of driving near bald people at night.

“We kindly ask anyone who is bald to wear some sort of hat while driving at night,” Kansas City Police Chief Brad Templeton said at a press conference. “We understand you have the right not to, but it poses a serious risk to fellow drivers.”

Some police departments have taken a harsher stance, issuing citations to bald men who fail to cover their reflective scalps at night.

At press time, O’Hara was seen browsing the aisles of an Advance Auto Parts for something to make his head less dangerous on the road.