Trump & Bukele Torture Cartel Members By Forcing Them To Listen To Chappell Roan On Repeat

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of his plan to crack down on illegal immigration, President Trump invoked the Alien Enemies Act earlier this week before deporting hundreds of members of the violent Venezuelan gang, Tren de Aragua, to El Salvador.

Once the gang members were processed in El Salvador’s Terrorism Confinement Center, Trump called President Nayib Bukele and instructed him to initiate the second part of his plan—torture the inmates by forcing them to listen to Chappell Roan on repeat.

“Nayib, phase two is a go,” Trump said over the phone. “Let’s make these fuckers ears bleed with the fourth-wave feminist lecturing of a millennial lesbian.”

That same day, armed guards blasted Roan’s top hits like Feminominom, My Kink is Karma, Pink Pony Club, and HOT TO GO! over the speakers as prisoners tried to plug their ears and stop the bleeding.

Some of the more aggressive guards even forced the inmates to sing along at gunpoint. “Ahora lo dices tú! H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hot to go!” an officer screamed at an MS-13 member.

According to Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, Trump got the idea from his son, Barron, who had described the agony of having to listen to six Chappell Roan songs in a row at a New York City nightclub on Thursday.

“It was hell dad. The first song came on, and I was like ‘it’s okay, it’s for the girls’. But then the DJ put another one on. And another one. And another one. I nearly called you to drone strike the club after I left,” Barron told his dad Friday morning.

At press time, Trump told reporters he was considering a handful of other torture tactics like having to change Biden’s diaper, doing a guest appearance on The View, or getting a face tattoo that reads ‘Peace & Love’.